Showing posts with label aliens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aliens. Show all posts

Friday, July 15, 2011

Aw Hey Thur!

Yeah so I haven't posted in a little bit because I've been caught up in a storm of placement tests and all sorts of other malarky, but now I'm back! Not that anyone is reading this anyway. Ah well.


So here's the dealio. If you haven't heard, Earth has a buddy planet called Planet X, otherwise known as Nibiru (pretty, I may have to name my first-born daughter that), with which we are on a collision course. We know this because Madame Nancy Lieder (go to her website here) says that she has an alien implant in her brain, which lets her communicate with aliens in the Zeta Reticuli star system. These friendly folks let her know that Nibiru was going to take us out in 2003.

As I'm sure you know, that didn't happen. Even a little bit. So she was like "OOPS! Did I say 2003? I meant 2012." And now we're all doomed.

Except we're not because it's not true, because Nibiru doesn't exist. Astronomers have looked, and it's not there. Basically, if there was a planet hurtling straight for us, we'd know. If you would like a more comprehensive explanation of the "theory" and why it's not true, go to where I first got the story, at the NASA Lunar Science Institute.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Did You Know that Christopher Columbus Saw a UFO?

Neither did I. But apparently he saw a light ". . .once or twice, appearing like the light of a wax candle moving up and down, which some thought an indication of land." (Source). Certain individuals have interpreted this in a very specific way. ALIENS! But since they promptly found land, I'm gonna say the light they saw WAS an "indication of land" (a campfire or something), and it didn't move up and down, they did. Because they were in a boat.

Happy 'merica day.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

UFO SIGHTING! (ish)


Hey Der!
This is my first FAKE picture. I took a picture on my roof, drew in a UFO-shaped object, added a motherload of filters, and now it looks pretty "legit" (if I may be so bold). It was SUPER easy.

I have NO idea why I'm doing this. Well, maybe because it's fun. I really like the photoshop and making silly pictures. But I guess it's also to see how easy it is to make these things that folk get so excited about. Aight. Peace.